ʻO kēlā wahine nui ka pōma
Hiki ke paʻakikī i ka squirt
Hoʻopaʻa koʻu kaikunāne i kona kaikuahine ma ka papahele e like me kona makemake. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i huhū loa i ka ʻike ʻana i kāna moa mānoanoa, a laila lele ʻo ia a puni.
ʻO ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i mua o kahi kāmela huna ʻoiaʻiʻo maikaʻi loa lākou, ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻoe e manaʻo he kaikunāne lāua ʻo ke kaikuahine, no ka mea, ʻoluʻolu loa lākou, manaʻo wau he mea nui ia, ʻoiai paha ua moe lākou he kumu.
ʻElua moa i loko o ka puʻu nani ke nānā aku! ʻO ia ke ʻano makuahine aʻu i ʻike ai. Makemake au e hoʻohauʻoli i kāna ʻāʻī me kahi pepa - e nānā i kāna puʻupuʻu e lele ana!
Makemake au.
ʻO ka nui a me ka nui o ka hoki, ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha no ka maʻalahi o ka lede a leʻaleʻa e hoʻopaʻa i ka anus. A ʻo ka mua me he mea lā ua ʻākea loa, ʻoiai ke kau nei nā lehelehe waho e like me nā pepeiao o ka spaniel!
Nā wikiō pili
Ua hoʻoholo ka moa e aʻo i ka Lūkini i kāna mau hoa papa. Maikaʻi nona. He aha ke ala maikaʻi e hoʻomanaʻo ai i nā huaʻōlelo? He ala kā kā mākou moa - hōʻike iā lākou ma ko lākou kino ponoʻī. Woo-ha-ha, ʻo ia ke kumu i ʻike pono ai ka poʻe haole i kā mākou ʻōlelo - ʻoluʻolu ka hoʻoikaika!