He mea ʻakaʻaka inā ʻaʻole ia he postonova
ʻAʻole ʻōniʻoniʻo a me ka momona, ʻo kona kino wale nō ke ʻūlū. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o kāna mau ʻuʻu e kau ʻino ana, ʻaʻole hiki i kahi Negro ke kau iā ia! A hana ʻo ia i nā helehelena i ka wā e kikeke ai kahi Negro iā ia me he mea lā ʻaʻole ʻo ia makemake!
ʻO ka blonde ka mea i hele mua mai me ka makemake e moe wale a ʻo ia nō, ʻaʻohe pono e mālama iā ia.
Nani ka nimrod! ʻAʻole i hiki i ka moʻopuna huna ʻana i kāna ʻiʻo, ʻaʻahu ʻo ia. Ua pololei ʻo ia i ka hāʻawi ʻana iā ia i kahi squirt i loko o kona waha - ʻaʻohe mea e hana ai i kahi luahine maikaʻi.
ʻO nā kaikamāhine he mau kaikamāhine, makemake lākou i ka ʻuʻi ʻia e nā dicks, a ʻo ka dick o kona kaikunāne, ʻoiai ʻo kona kaikoʻeke, he lālā wale nō ia e hiki ai iā ia ke wili ma ke ʻano maikaʻi.
He hemolele ʻo ia!
Nā wikiō pili
He aha ka manaʻo i hoʻomaka ai kēia pāʻina bachelorette, he kai o ka palupalu. ʻIke wau ʻaʻole ia he ʻoluʻolu ma nā pāʻina bachelorette, a ʻaʻohe mea hoʻopilikia i ka pāʻani lesbian. ʻO kēlā ʻano lehulehu e palu i kekahi kaikamahine, ʻaʻole pono lākou i ke kāne.