He ʻelemakule a momona ke kanaka, paʻakikī iā ia ke hoʻokō i kēlā ʻano holoholona hihiu! Manaʻo wau he ʻelua mau kāne ʻōpio e kōkua iā ia. No laila, loaʻa paha i ke kupuna kāne nā kuʻekuʻe e like me ka reindeer!
Aloha au i nā mea haʻuki wahine maʻalahi, me wai e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke hoʻāʻo i nā kūlana wahine hoihoi mai Kama Sutra? Laki loa ke kāne, manaʻo wau e hālāwai ʻo ia me kēia lede ma mua o hoʻokahi manawa ma kahi kūlana pili. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke poina i kēlā wahine, no ka mea kakaʻikahi lākou i kēia mau lā!
ʻO wai ka mea e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa iaʻu
♪ A palu i kona labia ♪
Makemake au i kaʻu wahine pēlā
Nā wikiō pili
Ua loaʻa iaʻu kekahi e like me ia.