Mahalo iā ʻoe, wanker.
ʻAka! Makemake au e ha'alele!
Makemake au e lilo i ʻāpana o ia mea.
He helehelena ko Papa e hoʻoweliweli iā ʻoe. A ua wela ka hoki a kaʻu kaikamahine i ke ahi i kona hahau ʻana. ʻIke loa, ʻo ka omo ʻana i kāna ʻāʻī ka mea maikaʻi loa no ka moa.
ʻAʻole i moe ke kumu ʻelemakule no ka manawa lōʻihi, a inā i loaʻa iā ia, ʻaʻole ia me ka nani kamahaʻo. Pehea ʻo ia e ʻae ʻole ai e moe inā hohola ka haumāna i kona mau wāwae a hōʻike i kāna ʻiʻo? helu!
Ma hea wau e ʻike ai iā ʻoe????
ʻAʻole nui ka moe me ka malihini. ʻO ka ʻōlohelohe a me ka moe kolohe ma ke kaʻa holo kaʻa ka mea kiʻekiʻe loa! Malia paha no ka busty brunette ua maikaʻi, akā ʻaʻole wau i ʻike i kekahi mea like me kēia. Kahaha a hoihoi!
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# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I got a boner #